I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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