laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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