Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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