My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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