he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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