You're my little dorito
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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