i just wanna soil my oats bro
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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