i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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