Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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