well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I had to cum in my sink.
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