Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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