Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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