Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Of course I have a pirate flag
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I have aggressive nipples.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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