after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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