yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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