No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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