Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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