i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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