): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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