It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im about as happy as oj after his trial
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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