I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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