Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
