I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
