i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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