Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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