I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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