idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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