I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize