I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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