wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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