Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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