Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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