Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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