I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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