doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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