The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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