we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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