Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
How's work?
Spinning.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
