So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
