Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
BRING THE BAGELS
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Randomize
