she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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