hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
