apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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