i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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