Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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