remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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