So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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