Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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