Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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