she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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