This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Randomize
