I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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