it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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