Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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