You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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