do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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