Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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